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[SPORTS] Drago Tangos with Gio, Alberto Gets Mangled!

Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 8:37 pm
by Clem-Clem

Drago Tangos with Gio! Alberto Gets Mangled! By Lucas Tobias | July 9, 2017

On July 7, 2017, at 10 PM, there was a boxing match at the Lion Cage Gym. The current Heavyweight Champion, Dragomir "Drago" Krsmanovic, took on Giovanni "Gio" Alberto in an eight round bout. What was theoretically an even match quickly devolved into little better than Drago consitently knocking Gio to the canvas.

Giovanni "Gio" Alberto, left, getting hit with a left hook by Dragomir "Drago" Krsmanovic.

The first round alone set the pace for the rest of the match, with Drago knocking Gio down approximately halfway. Despite his best efforts, the contender could not withstand the champion's relentless assault. Of the eight rounds, Gio managed to obtain victory for only the fourth. The second miracle of the night was that Gio kept getting back up after a total of five knockdowns throughout the match, although the crowd was left wondering why he even bothered after the third time.

One of the many times Giovanni "Gio" Alberto got knocked down during the match.

Ultimately, the entire match, if indeed it could be considered a proper match rather than Gio Alberto's Fiasco, reminded me of a scene from some slasher film. Krsmanovic would have been the bloodthirsty killer, and Alberto the terrified girl who tried running away, but ended up tripping on something, giving the killer just enough time to deliver the killing blow. After that debacle, it would be no surprise if Alberto seriously considers hanging up the gloves for good, or at least going down to some lower weight class that no one particularly cares about. If Gio does indeed recover from this remarkably poor performance, that would indeed be the third miracle, and perhaps a sign of the End of Times.


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Re: [SPORTS] Drago Tangos with Gio, Alberto Gets Mangled!

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 10:30 am
by Trexore
COMMENT by Max Lynch

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Comment: Well, everyone knows Lion Cage rig all the matches in the favor of Dragomir, but Giovanni didn't have any chance against Dragomir and Dragomir just challenged him so he can show off. In fact I challenged Dragomir more than once to fight me outside Lion Cage but he's too afraid to do that as he knows I am better than him. I would also be more than happy to get in contact with you @LucasTobias as I have a lot of stuff to reveal to the public, and if you wish to talk to me just send me an email back and I'll send you one that has my phone number.

Re: [SPORTS] Drago Tangos with Gio, Alberto Gets Mangled!

Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2017 11:43 pm
by Pizza™

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Comment: Great article!

Re: [SPORTS] Drago Tangos with Gio, Alberto Gets Mangled!

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2017 12:05 pm
by knppel_alt
COMMENT by CarrySaundersOfficial

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Comment: This city needs some sort of recognized boxing association with neutral approved referees so this pathetic "Your fights are rigged!" - "no, YOUR fights are!" stops it really ruins the atmosphere of the boxing fights recently